November 2021 Newsletter
Giving thanks for many things… like laughter! As I like to do every November, I offer you some humor. I hope to give you a laugh or two, as well as something pleasant to talk about during the different gatherings of friends and friends that are a special part of the holidays. The following were copied from a search of “humorous quotes” on the internet. Enjoy.
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh
in it.”
― Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying “End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH”, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein
“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Right now, I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain
“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
― Arthur C. Clarke
“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers
“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
― Dr. Seuss
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
― Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
“I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishing touches, maybe choose the roof style, park your own car out front. My imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was so not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like.”
― Karen Marie Moning, Darkfever
“Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin
“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“People say, ‘I'm going to sleep now,’ as if it
was nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.
If you didn't know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you'd seen.
They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay, and then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lie there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren't unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.
So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.’”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
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Giving thanks for many things… like laughter! As I like to do every November, I offer you some humor. I hope to give you a laugh or two, as well as something pleasant to talk about during the different gatherings of friends and friends that are a special part of the holidays. The following were copied from a search of “humorous quotes” on the internet. Enjoy.
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh
in it.”
― Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying “End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH”, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein
“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Right now, I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain
“I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
― Arthur C. Clarke
“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers
“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
― Dr. Seuss
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
― Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
“I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishing touches, maybe choose the roof style, park your own car out front. My imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was so not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like.”
― Karen Marie Moning, Darkfever
“Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin
“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“People say, ‘I'm going to sleep now,’ as if it
was nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.
If you didn't know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you'd seen.
They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay, and then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lie there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren't unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.
So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.’”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
We have some Standard Process, supplements products 50% off, passed “best by date”.
